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How To Find A Cat

Before your cat goes missing, bond with it. The notion that cats are independent, stand-offish, or decidedly unfriendly is you, the owner, allowing that cat to live with you with that behaviour. You pay the rent and you buy the food that means the cat must live up to certain expectations you might have. Here are my cat rules: No living under or behind furniture No flipping out if I pick you up No hissing or scratching unless it's warranted and for defense purposes. Anything which I need from you, the cat, is not be construed as 'for defense' purposes. No rolling your eyes and sauntering off when company comes calling. If I'm friendly you have to be friendly You don't like the food? Get over it. You will like it in a week. Here is what my cat gets in return: Medical visits and all necessary shots Grooming Free food and shelter Endless love The best life a cat could ever wish for. You were adopted and in some cases were chosen despite having a 'rap